The anti-wife
She won’t come with you when you win your award
Too busy thinking she’s got a life- the anti-wife
She’ll choose the furniture, she’ll make the tea
But don’t go looking for validity
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee
The anti-wife
The Mercedes is her own reward
For all the offers she never did record
(Be thankful she was glad)
Sometime soon she has to settle down
Just don’t expect any help with the crown
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your brother with his failed degree
The anti-wife
Her friends and family are fraternity
But not your mother with her twisted knee
The anti-wife
