miss november tuesday
bend your rubber rules
take your time but don't take
off your high heel shoes
she's in demand at dinner time
she's on the factory wall
and when the gentlemen retire
guess who's in control
she blew your money on taking a cruise
if that isn't funny well look out teacher
ohh ohh when the chamber's empty
she said ohh ohh meet el presidente
dress in flimsy clothing
use your lipstick line
to cover fear and loathing
with a pink disguise
you never refuse when she lies back
put a stripe on the union and a star on the jack
she's on the case at dinner time
she's on the evening news
and if you dare step out of line
you're going to be abused
you may not like it you may not be scared
but hell has no fury like a young girl's ego
you may adopt an attitude
look on the moral side (looking on the moral side)
but if police are after you
where's the best place to hide
for this production they gave her a gun
ain't no director so watch out actors!
