so I went to see my doctor the other day
I said 'doc I think my wife's dead'
he said 'well why do you think that?'
I said 'well the sex is the same but the dishes keep pilling up'
I got home from work early one day last week
I went into the bedroom and my wife's in bed with my best friend
I said 'steve I have to sleep with her but you?'
my wife is so ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out
